I had to doublecheck the date, it is not the 1st of April.
I find this a bit too surreal

But it is indicative that the current specifications for an AS paper in English Language and Literature should include a railway timetable and that a chief examiner should be seriously discussing with teachers the merits of putting a bus pass in the same anthology.

More ideas for things that should be included:
mobile phones itemised bills
Sainsburys receipts
credit cards statements
any correspondence from the council (it could be quite interesting as I managed to receive a letter from my local council containing two words that do not exist in any dictionary not even in the Oxford Dictionary yes, the one with 20 volumes, I've look them up)